She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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