Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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