I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
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