Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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