Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Randomize
