I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I think people are normalizing furries
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
