we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I am never drinking with the goths again.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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