he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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