My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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