is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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