We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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