And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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