no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Do vagina's smell?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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