Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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