i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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