haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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