What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
lets start a swedish sibling band together
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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