After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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