now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Randomize
