Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
there is puke in my bra ... again
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