i just wanna soil my oats bro
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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