u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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