That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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