Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
He? As in you personified your dick?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
