I'm eating all of the evidence.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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