After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
