Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I think your dad took our porno
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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