You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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