I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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