i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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