I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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