just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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