we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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