..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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