I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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