Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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