dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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