due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
third nipple confirmed
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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