So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
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