After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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