there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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