remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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