I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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