It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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