I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Randomize
