but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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