I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I'm like, not good at living.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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