it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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