So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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