i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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