her vagine was all disorganized.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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