that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
In other news, I just burned my penis
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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